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SHE'S BITTER

SHE'S BITTER

SKU: BITTER 400G
$49.00Price

Dark spice/tobacco flower/fig/black pepper/red apple/tonka bean

 

It's you after you caught your ex sleeping around with someone else

  • What's in it for you?

    • 400 grams of the highest quality coconut wax (some jars contain more wax, depending on how distracted with dog videos we are when pouring them)

     

    • Minimum of 60 to 80 of the most fragrant burning hours of your life, and thousands more if you don't light your candle (but why TF are you buying candles and not lighting them - YOLO)

     

    • Sustainably sourced, recyclable glassware (when you're finished, simply wash with hot soapy water then dry and fill with make up brushes, peanut M&M's, or coins - or throw them at your ex. We didn't see anything)

     

    • A massive smile, and the perfect gift for someone you absolutely love (this could also be you #selflove)

     

    • Satisfaction knowing you've played a part in changing the world. $2 from each candle is donated to Stand Up Events - one of our favourite LGBTIQA+ charities (no punch lines, just good deeds for humankind. Thank you for helping us give back to our community)
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